Quick Residency Jokes

Is all bacon in Canada Canadian Bacon?

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Hand printed sign nearby: Window frightened.

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

The Polish mafia is at it again in Chicago. They just found two more
victims with their heads tied together. They were shot in the hands.

Q: What's an Irish 7-course meal?
A: A 6-pack and a potato.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Why is Italian bread so long?
A: So they can dip it into the sewer.

Q: Why did the Irishman cross the road?
A: To pass out in the other ditch.

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans every day?
A: So they can take a bubble bath at night.

Q: Did you hear about the Polish gay guy?
A: He sleeps with women.

Q: What do you call a pretty girl in England?
A: A tourist.

Q: Why do black people prefer to eat white chocolate?
A: So that they don't bite their fingers.

Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?
A: So they'd have something to pick in the off season.

Q: What do you call a Chinese man behind a cash register?
A: Ching Ching.

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans on the Starship Enterprise?
A: Because they don't work in the future either.

Q: Did ya hear about the American Indian that drank 50 cups of tea?
A: The next day they found him dead in his tee pee!

Q: Did you know Polish law has a "grandfather clause?"
A: It reads: "If your grandfather had children, you may have them too."

Q: What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A: One less drunk.