Quick Food And Drink Jokes

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter

Two things you should never see being made: laws and sausage.

If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

You may think you like your food "hot", but when the waiter announces the
cook is from Delhi, order it "medium."

If you mix Slim Fast and Jim Beam, would you call it Slim Jim?
If Slim Fast made a chocolate sampler, would it be called Slim Whitman's?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
clothing. If I *had* any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in the first place!

Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste.

Q: What do baseball players eat on?
A: Home plates!

Q: What can be served but never eaten?
A: A tennis ball.

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: When are cooks cruel?
A: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.

Q: What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?
A: Getting the scoop!

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.