Quick Law Enforcement, Military, And Government Jokes

Q: Why does the price of postage keep goin' up in America?
A: High cost of ammo.

Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
A: They're hiring.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

A van-load of wigs were stolen yesterday.
Police are combing the area for clues.

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.
Police are looking into it.

A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats, and
the police didn't have anything to go on.

Officer: "Sergeant, do you have change for a dollar?"
Sergeant: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again,
Sergeant, do you have change for a dollar?"
Sergeant: "No, Sir."