The Microsoft Restaurant

Your Servant: Bill Gates

Customer: "Waiter!"
Waiter: "Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems
to be the problem?"
Customer: "There's a fly in my soup!"
Waiter: "Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time."
Customer: "No, it's still there."
Waiter: "Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a
fork instead."
Customer: "Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there."
Waiter: "Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl
are you using?"
Customer: "A SOUP bowl!"
Waiter: "Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how
was the bowl set up?"
Customer: "You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the
fly in my soup?"
Waiter: "Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in
your soup?"
Customer: "I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!"
Waiter: "Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?"
Customer: "You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?"
Waiter: "Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour."
Customer: "Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?"
Waiter: "The current Soup of the Day is tomato."
Customer: "Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late
now."

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: "Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. How do you want to
pay today?"
Customer: "This is potato soup!"
Waiter: "Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet."
Customer: "Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything."

[Waiter leaves]

Customer: "Waiter! Now there's a mosquito in my soup!"

The check:
Soup of the Day.......................................... $ 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day......................... $ 2.50
Access to support........................................ $10.00

Note:
Bug in the soup... included at no extra charge
(will be fixed with Tomorrow's Soup of the Day)