Child Of Bill Gates

10. Dad hires another baby to teethe for you.

9. If daddy doesn't give you the toy you want, you can rat him out to Janet
Reno.

8. You look at baby on Pampers package and think, "I can buy and sell you."

7. You can spit up on Al Gore when he claims he invented you.

6. You're two days old and already you can beat dad at arm wrestling.

5. When you crash Microsoft technicians are right there to reboot you.

4. Instead of Raffi CD playing in nursery -- Raffi playing in nursery.

3. The "goofy hair" gene skips a generation.

2. Cry all you want in movie theater -- if people complain, dad buys the
dump and kicks everybody out.

1. Easy laughs by calling yourself "Bill Version 2.0."