Love & Marriage Quotes

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry.



"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.



"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx.



"In married life three is company and two none."
Oscar Wilde.



"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Spike Milligan.



"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates.



"The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic affairs."
Oscar Wilde.



"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce.



"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx.



"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante.